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citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. citi in♪ ducingd. grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ hmm, we need a new game. ♪ that'll save the day. ♪ so will bounty select-a-size. it's the smaller powerful sheet. the only one with trap + lock technology. look! one select-a-size sheet of bounty is 50% more absorbent than a full size sheet of the leading ordinary brand. use less. with the small but powerful picker upper, bounty select-a-size. mcdonald's tender, juicy chicken mcnuggets in spicy buffalo and creamy ranch sauce. just $4.99 for 20 of your favorite chicken mcnuggets. more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ >> jimmy: jon stewart and stephen colbert are here with us. [ applause ] look at us. we're all wearing suits as if we're adults. it's ridiculous. how often do you guys get here to brooklyn? >> oh, i actually grew up, my grandparents are from 8th street and avenue o. >> jimmy: is that right? >> my grandfather max drove a cab and spread, from what i understand, was a navy man and gave a lot of people, mostly by the bell parkway, syphilis. >>
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citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. citi price rewind. [music: artist: willy moon ♪ everybody well don't you know it's me now? ♪ ♪ yeah who's it, who's it huh? ♪ ♪ willy's back with a brand new beat now, ♪ ♪ yeah doin' it doin' it up! ♪ heyyy yeah, tryin' to bite my style! ♪ ♪ heyyy yeah, how you like me now? ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ and everybody go uh! >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, she covers college football on saturday and the nfl on sunday from fox sports, erin andrews is here. and then with music from their first album together in 16 years it's called "king animal," soundgarden from the bud light outdoor stage. here is how you know it's a big deal. the goodyear blimp is here to cover it. they'll cover it from the sky. i know you're laughing but it's not a joke. tomorrow night we'll be joined by reba mcentire, mike tyson, what a combination that will be. the winners of "dancing with the stars" will be with us and music from future. join us for that. >>> while you were enjoying a relaxi
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citi price rewind. because your daughter really wants that pink castle thing. and you really don't want to pay more than you have to. only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. to stream off air performances, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [ male announcer ] applebee's new spirited cuisine. crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bol
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. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> this week on "jimmy kimmel live," leslie mann, and ted. and music from sarah jaffe, atlas genius and dan deacon. [ male announcer ] ever hear of the angel's share? it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but this story has two sides. this is the devil's cut: a more intense bourbon trapped in the barrel wood... that we found a way to unlock. the result is a smooth, slightly sinister, bourbon... ...and it ain't for choir boys. jim beam devil's cut. ♪ ♪ bruno mars' new album with 5 exclusive tracks. get it tuesday. only at target. go olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2. start with all the fresh salad and warm breadsticks you want. choose an appetizer made for sharing. then two delicious entrees from five of our favorites. classics like eggplant parmagiana. or new favorites like smoked mozzarella
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. ♪ that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. how you doing? hello, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for showing up. i tell you something, we were off last week. it's starting to get christmassy around here. the fake wreaths are hanging. the lattes at starbucks are spiced. the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. we're exactly two weeks away from christmas right now. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me,
. ♪ that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. how you doing? hello,...
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citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. citi price rewind. well, it's that time of year again. you know, picture-taking season. and with photo stream, you can share all the photos you want, with just the people you want. it's as easy as pie. mmmm .. pie. liq... double impact?! ... ... sfx: doorbell i'm here to snake the drain. i'm here to flush the pipe. vo: liquid plumr double impact has twice the drain clearing power with a plumber's snake to grab deep clogs and a powerful gel to finish off the rest, baby. liquid plumr double impact. this season, give craftsman tools from sears. like the new bolt on system with 9 performance, interchangeable heads... ... and make more, for less. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. double barrel whisky sirloins, and brew pub pretzels, crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. ♪ it's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme... ♪ oh, look at that. well, that's not really the kind of skill i had in mind. okay, so, cooking down the alcohol releases deep, rich
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that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] of happier holidays. time to enchant, delight and amaze. safeway will help you gather everyone round. a smoked, shank half ham is only 99 cents a pound. get breyer's ice cream for $2.48 and dessert will surely shine. make it a grand finale with starbucks just $6.99. turns out this season less is really so much more. so make your holiday merrier than ever before. safeway. ingredients for life. >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night, they'll gym, tan and love for the very last time from jersey shore, snooki, ronnie, sammi, jwoww, deena, pauly, vinny, sleepy, dopey, and the situation are here. and then with music from this de
that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] of happier holidays. time to enchant, delight and amaze....
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that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night, they'll gym, tan and love for the very last time from jersey shore, snooki, ronnie, sammi, jwoww, deena, pauly, vinny, sleepy, dopey, and the situation are here. and then with music from this debut album it went quintuple platinum in the uk. it's called "plus," ed sheeran from the bud light stage. and just as a reminder as long as the world doesn't end on friday or anytime else in the next two weeks our show moves to a new timeslot we move to 11:35 starting january 8th. our guests that night will be jennifer aniston and no doubt. and i'll probably be here too. so please join us. our
that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. ♪ [spider-man] we got this. ♪ [mom] this hero stuff is easy! >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area, go to jimmykimmellive.com. [beach sounds] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] >> jimmy: tonight on the program on thursday night,...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hugh jackman. jenna fischer. and music from 2 chainz. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> cleto: jimmy kimmel live! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm jimmy. miami the host of the show. thanks to all of you coming out tonight. i appreciate that. i'm glad that you came out. i hope we can laugh a bit tonight after a horrible weekend. and -- i have trouble controlling my emotions but it's weird to do a show with so much sadness. i think the president said what needed to be said last night on television. i thin
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from...
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citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. citi in♪ ducingd. grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ hmm, we need a new game. ♪ that'll save the day. ♪ so will bounty select-a-size. it's the smaller powerful sheet. the only one with trap + lock technology. look! one select-a-size sheet of bounty is 50% more absorbent than a full size sheet of the leading ordinary brand. use less. with the small but powerful picker upper, bounty select-a-size. mcdonald's tender, juicy chicken mcnuggets in spicy buffalo and creamy ranch sauce. just $4.99 for 20 of your favorite chicken mcnuggets. more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ your season is here. let's just call it the baking time of year. you nd special ingredients. you need the staples. that's a given. you need safey sugar for just $1.97. and that magic thing that makes everyone want another -- only $2.99 for land o'lakes butter. and when hands get messy, quite surely they'll say, "yum! wow! yay! what a sweeter holiday." safeway. ingredients for life. >> jimmy: jon stewart and stephen colbert are here with us
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new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program, her new show is called "nashville." it airs wednesday nights here on abc, hayden panettiere is here. and then, with music from his debut cd, it's called "lace up." mgk from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, from animal planet, dave salmoni will be here with wild animals. do we know what wild animals he's bringing? a jaguar? great. kirstie alley will be here, hopefully without wild animals. really, a jaguar? that's safe to have? is it a baby jaguar, at least? it's a baby?
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only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your citi card and register your purchase online. have a super sparkly day! ok. [ male announcer ] now all you need is a magic carriage. citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it. these days, i guess i just don't want to miss a thing. [ laughs ] i miss you guys. that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ reinvented around you. go olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2. start with all the fresh salad and warm breadsticks you want. choose an appetizer made for sharing. then two delicious entrees from five of our favorites. classics like eggplant parmagiana. or new favorites like smoked mozzarella chicken. three courses, two people, just $25 but only for a limited time. go olive garden. and try our unlimited homemade soup, cri
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i'm new york city. brooklyn, rather than -- brooklyn, new york. >> have you ever hooked up at an office holiday party? >> jimmy: hang on. what's happening back there? what's her answer? let's see. >> no. never. >> nothing under the mistletoe? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't have gladiators walking around in their underparents? and i believe we have one more. >> joseph from hollywood, california. >> have you ever hooked up at an office holiday party? >> jimmy: most say yes. let's see. >> oh yes. >> what happened? >> starbucks has their holiday party at the sheraton. and i ended up making out with my store manager. and that's how i lost my job. >> jimmy: there you go. you are a naughty little elf. every week, we end our monologue -- it's called this week in unnecessary censorship. since 2012 is coming to an end, we thought it would be fun to look back at our favorite bleeps and blurs from last year. here that is now. it's time for "this year in unnecessary censorship." >> the district attorney's office says sh
i'm new york city. brooklyn, rather than -- brooklyn, new york. >> have you ever hooked up at an office holiday party? >> jimmy: hang on. what's happening back there? what's her answer? let's see. >> no. never. >> nothing under the mistletoe? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't have gladiators walking around in their underparents? and i believe we have one more. >> joseph from hollywood, california. >> have you ever hooked up at an office holiday party?...
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city council encourage l.a. residents to have meatless mondays, they want us to be vegetarians one day a week monday, that's like asking me to be gay once a week. i could do it, i'd rather not. i was at the farmers market this weekend, i bought a free-range chicken, a chicken that got to spend its life running around a farm instead of being cooped up in a coop, i guess and i was very proud of buying the free-range chicken, but they had a great life, unlike the cooped up chickens, these chickens didn't want to die, so i paid eight bucks extra to kill a happy chicken. [ laughter ] what we should be eating are the unhappy chickens, the chickens that hate being in the coop so much, they flour themselves and dive in the deep fryer. i want suicidal chickens. unless they come with a littles noose, i won't buy them. if you're look for a christmas gift for someone you don't like, a company in japan is producing an iphone case you can eat. this is not the joke. i think. unless it's a joke on us. the case is made of baked
city council encourage l.a. residents to have meatless mondays, they want us to be vegetarians one day a week monday, that's like asking me to be gay once a week. i could do it, i'd rather not. i was at the farmers market this weekend, i bought a free-range chicken, a chicken that got to spend its life running around a farm instead of being cooped up in a coop, i guess and i was very proud of buying the free-range chicken, but they had a great life, unlike the cooped up chickens, these chickens...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. trust duracell to power their donated toys? duralock power preserve. it locks in power for up to 10 years in storage. guaranteed. duracell with duralock. trusted everywhere. get $100 off any 4g lte tablet when you buy any smartphone. and get a tablet data plan starting at just $10/mo. no sharing required. hurry into a sprint store or visit sprint.com/tabletoffer today. hurry intin♪ ducingstore grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dicky: starting january 8th, watch "jimmy kimmel live" at 11:35 when jimmy's guests will be jennifer aniston, ryan gosling, sofia vergara, and dr. oz. plus music from no doubt, brad paisley, and bruno mars. [ andy ] i have always loved the cinema. the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, m
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now, he's bringing that show to your city. "mike tyson: undisputed truth" begins a national tour in february. please welcome the one and only, mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. you look very snazzy. i like the handkerchief. >> my wife dressed me this evening. >> jimmy: he did? did she pick it all out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did she lay it out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i paid for it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything all right? >> i'm doing awesome. >> jimmy: whose idea was this? a one-man show. this is a great idea. i don't know how i did not come up with it. >> i'm driving down 15, vegas. >> jimmy: vegas, okay. >> 15, going forwards north las vegas, of course. the billboard, "a bronx tale." my wife goes, that's my favorite movie. the reason why, anybody familiar with the movie, the love interest is a black woman. that's great, and this and that. we go to the movie, the show -- >> jimmy: the show, it's a one-man show. and a movie. >> that's what it is. it was
now, he's bringing that show to your city. "mike tyson: undisputed truth" begins a national tour in february. please welcome the one and only, mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. you look very snazzy. i like the handkerchief. >> my wife dressed me this evening. >> jimmy: he did? did she pick it all out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did she lay it out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i paid...
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♪[music plays]♪ ♪[music plays] that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. made the right way for that big bold kick. >>> jimmy kimmel concert series sponsored by bud light. for videos go to jimmykimle live.com. watch it at 11:35, 10:35 central when jimmy's jests will be jennifer aniston, and dr. oz and music from no doubt, brad paisley and bruin in the mars. t. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ who have used androgel 1%, there's big news. presenting androgel 1.62%. both are used to treat men with low testosterone. androgel 1.62% is from the makers of the number one prescribed testosterone replacement therapy. it raises your testosterone levels, and... is concentrated, so yo
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> i came here for a reason. i got to do what i came here to do. >> you took our money. >> but i did put that donation to good use. thank you. hey, sue. >> okay, it's all a joke. do you have any idea what we're dealing with here? we're a $9 billion company. do you know what we're capable of? >> do you? because all i see here is you and me, steve. one of us is a lot more confident than the other one. one of us is about to get punched in the face. >> jimmy: that is john krasinski and matt damon in "promised land." what a great job you did. >> you're one of the first people to see it. i wasn't even supposed to say that. >> jimmy: i just wonder, though, why matt damon? >> i agree with you. i did it just to get to ben. now i have his number. "argo 2"! it's not going to be as good as the first one. >> jimmy: you wrote the movie
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. >>> i came here for a reason. i got to do what i came here to do. >> you took our money. >> but i did put that donation to good use. thank you. hey, sue. >> okay, it's all a joke. do you have any idea what we're dealing with here? we're a...
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new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme that hollywood news! what's happening on twitter? you're trending! yes! you can't have a todd, but you can have your own personal assistant. i guess you could call it todd. [ male announcer ] the new nokia lumia 920 with live tiles that deliver what you want in real time. only from at&t. rethink possible. >> jimmy: hello there. he is the most famous stuffed toy since tickle me elmo. he's the star of the #1 comedy of the year. and he's got an unrated version of ted debuting today on blu-ray and dvd. please welcome a guest without genitals, ted. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, you look great. very plush. congratulations on the success of the movie. how is everything? how yo
new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme that hollywood news! what's happening on twitter? you're trending! yes! you can't have a todd, but you can have...
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that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. we were going through so much of the bargain detergent. and the clothes didn't look as good. but since we switched to tide we use much less. an amazing clean for all three of our full-grown dependent bundles of joy. that's my tide, what's yours? of bwe need to leave our. dependentcontract planoy. and make the move to net10 wireless. what??? oh nice, let's just have our calls drop all the time. net10 uses the same cell towers as the top carriers, but for half of what we pay now. half? don't worry. confusion is normal. but, i... it's better this way. but what if...what if... shhh... welcome to the next generation of family plans. fifty dollars the first line, 40 dollars each new line with unlimited everything. visit net10wireless.com ♪ two days to go. ♪ nothing to show. ♪ i didn't plan... ♪ gifts for the fam. ♪ may
that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. we were going through so much of the bargain detergent. and the clothes didn't look as good. but since we switched to tide we use much less. an amazing clean for all three of our full-grown dependent bundles of joy. that's my tide, what's yours? of bwe need to...
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citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. >> jimm >> jimmy: still to come, dan deacon is here. up next, his show "happy endings" was just named one of the top ten shows of 2012, airs tuesday nights at 9:00 here on abc, please say hello to zachary knighton. >> how's it going? >> jimmy: doing well. how you doing? >> i'm doing well. >> jimmy: where are you from originally? >> i'm from virginia originally. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're just virgins. did you start acting there? >> i did. i went to an acting high school there. i went to college in virginia and actually got some of my first jobs in virginia. >> jimmy: you got acting jobs in virginia. >> i did. my first acting job was this movie that nobody has seen called "cherry falls," which is this horror film starring jay mohr and michael bean. and funny enough, back in those
citi price rewind. start saving at citi.com/pricerewind. crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. >> jimm >> jimmy: still to come, dan deacon is here. up next, his show "happy endings" was just named one of the top ten shows of 2012, airs tuesday nights at 9:00 here on abc, please say hello to zachary knighton....
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. >> very different scene here in ocean city. >> good morning, michael and darlene. conditions out here are really worsening. >> video rolling but right here this house on the corner. they don't know whether they made it out safely. thank you, ma'am, my hat. >> the wind when i turn this direction, you can see, i lose my hat. >> you have to hold on to your hat. >> well, the problem was, my hat just flew off. you guys caught me running to the live truck to try to get my other hat because it flew into this lovely puddle. >> this wind and forget the hat. can i give this hat? that's not going to work. >> jimmy: might be time for weather people to switch to beanies. i, by the way, i listened to the people who told us to seek shelter and stay inside. when i hear the world shelter, i run. i'm not adventurous. i stayed in my hotel room, drank the bottles of shampoo and passed out. i watched local news. every time i watched tv i saw governor christie looking like grimace. yelling at everyone. i want one of the governor chris christie fleece zip-ups. i don't know if they sell t
. >> very different scene here in ocean city. >> good morning, michael and darlene. conditions out here are really worsening. >> video rolling but right here this house on the corner. they don't know whether they made it out safely. thank you, ma'am, my hat. >> the wind when i turn this direction, you can see, i lose my hat. >> you have to hold on to your hat. >> well, the problem was, my hat just flew off. you guys caught me running to the live truck to try...
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that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme that hollywood news! what's happening on twitter? you're trending! yes! you can't have a todd, but you can have your own personal assistant. i guess you could call it todd. [ male announcer ] the new nokia lumia 920 with live tiles that deliver what you want in real time. only from at&t. rethink possible. that deliver what you want in real time. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. >> jimmy: we have mel brooks sitting in with the cletones.
that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. and this is the nokia lumia 920 from at&t. it's got live tiles so all my stuff's always right there in real-time. it's like the ultimate personal assistant. but i'm me, and me needs handlers. so i hired todd to handle it for me. todd, gimme that hollywood news! what's happening on twitter?...